The Five Stages of Trump Victory Grief, (now with Bonus Stage)

Denial

There is no way that Americans would elect a racist, sexist, liar to the White House.

Anger

Holy crap, people are actually voting for someone who wants to bring back torture and targeting civilians!

Bargaining

Although, if Hillary wins a few of these small states, and there is a last minute swing….

Depression

The world is screwed.

Acceptance

I guess there only so much he can screw up in four years; maybe this will be a good wake-up call for the U.S.

Bonus stage; pre-emptive Schadenfreude.

Oh boy; I can’t wait to rub this in Trump supporters faces when it all hits the fan.